My morbid TikTok experiment


I have a confession: I have been trying to lose followers on TikTok.

It started off organically. I just wasn't posting enough to make myself grow and people naturally trickle off if you're not around. Then, as I watched the numbers drop lower and lower, it morphed into a morbid sort of curiosity:

If I get below 1,000 followers, will I lose the link in bio feature?

(The link in bio feature is only available to people with over 1,000 followers and I was hovering right around 1,115.)

(Also, I realize I could just Google this information, but running my own test was much more thrilling.)

And so for months, I have been watching the numbers tick down.

1,113... 1,112... 1,111... 1,110...

I would go weeks without looking at TikTok and then randomly pop on. Oh, excellent. Two more people. They have fallen like flies. 😈😈😈

And then, the moment I was waiting for arrived. I logged into the app and...

...saw that I had....

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1,001 followers.

Fine. It wasn't the moment I'd been waiting for, but it was close. I didn't even think to screenshot it because I didn't think that would be the closest to victory I'd ever get.

(Spoiler alert: It was).

Because when I logged in next time, I had...

1,008 followers.

I frowned and refreshed the page.

1,110 followers.

1,111... 1,112... 1,113... 1,114....

"NO!" I screamed. "THIS IS GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!"

And then I realized what was happening.

Six months ago, I sponsored a giveaway. And I submitted "follow me on TikTok" as a way for people to get an extra entry. And I had forgotten about it.

Until now. 🀦

I was complaining to my friend, Alex, that I would have to redo MONTHS OF WORK and she said: "I think the link in bio stays but you just lose the ability to click it until you get your account back up over 1,000."

Well.

Now that's been spoiled.

While I haven't been trying to grow on TikTok, I have been actively growing this newsletter. We just hit 1,000 of you a few weeks ago. (To those of you who hang out on Instagram, this is old news).

So hi.

If you like reading my emails (and I know a lot of you do because you tell me) would you tell a friend? Below I'll drop the link to Rapacity, where they can sign up.

You can just click it and copy/paste the URL into a text message with a little note like this one:

I love Sarah's newsletters and I think you would love them too πŸ₯° πŸ₯° https://www.sarahpagestories.com/serpentgreen

(Yes, you can copy and paste that.)

Or just send the URL with no note. Be mysterious. We can vibe that way too.

The link only if you want to be mysterious:

I'm asking this because word of mouth is super important, especially for an indie author like me. I don't have the resources of a big publishing house behind me. But I have you. I think that's better. 😊

Also...

Speaking of being indie...

My friend, Alex (yes, the same Alex who spoiled my TikTok experiment), and I are starting a series of Instagram lives where we talk about book marketing and publishing. Because...

  • She's going the traditional publishing route
  • I'm going indie
  • We thought it would be fun to share our different perspectives.

In this first one, we're talking about author newsletters (I know, that's kind of meta) and worldbuilding. If you're an author, be sure to tune in on...

​FRIDAY APRIL 5 at 6:00 PM MST​

(If you click the above link, I'll send you some reminders the day of. Do not click the above link if you don't want the reminders).

On another note, I got the first round of proofreading edits back on Illusion of Stars. YAYA!

I've been going through and accepting the edits and actually found myself laughing out loud at some parts.

Guys. I'm SO excited to share this book with you. I honestly think you're going to love it.

​

Here's a legitimate question though...

Do you like your love interests to be dark-haired? Or does hair color even matter to you?

Because, um, Erik is blond. 😳

(The above is a real question. If you respond and tell me, I'll pick one of you and send a $5 Amazon or Starbucks giftcard.

I am asking because I am doing ✨research ✨ for ✨things ✨.

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And because this email was... a lot more than normal and I will blatantly admit that I am breaking the cardinal rule of keeping it to just one call to action, I'll summarize it for you:

  1. Please tell a friend about me if you know someone :)
  2. If you're an author, CLICK HERE for a reminder and tune in for our Instagram live on Friday, April 5. (Again, do not click that link if you aren't an author/ don't want a reminder).
  3. Tell me if you prefer dark-haired love interests or if hair color even matters

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Best,

Sarah

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P.S. - If you want to check out the giveaway that RUINED IT ALL, click here.

P.P.S. - HERE is this week's book fair. It's all about Fantasy and Adventure.

P.P.P.S. - Last time's winner was Leza S. Leza, hit me up and tell me if you want $5 to Amazon or Starbucks.

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Hi! I'm Sarah! I'm a YA and NA fantasy author. πŸ”₯🌹 If you like A Court of Thorns and Roses and the Fourth Wing, you would LOVE my books. Wanna check one out? I'll send you my short story, Rapacity! Here's what it's about: "18-year-old Catalina has one purpose: marry her fiance, then murder him. But all bets are off when she strikes a bargain with the trickster demon prince and discovers her fiance is planning to murder her too."

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